Jellyfi

Runs the Orc Problem Field Manual; every figure is traced to Steam's public data, a named player guide or Mumpitz Games' own text before printing.

What this site covers

Orc Problem Field Manual is an independent reference for Sir, We Have an Orc Problem (Mumpitz Games), kept deliberately small: a page exists only when there is sourced material to fill it. It has no affiliation with Mumpitz Games — see the disclaimer.

How pages are checked

Every page starts from a named primary source — Steam's public APIs, a Steam guide with a named author and posting date, or Mumpitz Games' own published text — and lists which ones it used at the bottom under Sources checked for this page. Numbers travel with the date they were read, because unlock percentages and review scores move daily. Where two sources disagree, both are printed rather than one being picked; where nobody has published a figure, the page says so instead of estimating. The full rules, including how corrections are handled, are in the editorial policy.

Corrections and contact

If a page contradicts the live game, that is worth reporting — reports with a screenshot or a source link are the fastest to act on. Contact

Pages by Jellyfi (32)

• All 7 Turrets in Sir, We Have an Orc Problem2026-09-12
• Cannon in Sir, We Have an Orc Problem: Penetration First2026-09-12
• Flamethrower in Sir, We Have an Orc Problem: The Buff Turret2026-09-12
• Grenade Launcher in Orc Problem: The 60% Slow Explained2026-09-12
• Gunner in Sir, We Have an Orc Problem: Fast but Shallow2026-09-12
• Laser in Sir, We Have an Orc Problem: Bounces and Range2026-09-12
• Mortar in Sir, We Have an Orc Problem: Knockback, Not Damage2026-09-12
• The Upgrade Tree and How Much Grinding It Takes2026-09-12
• Orc Problem FAQ: Common Questions and Misconceptions2026-09-11
• Sir, We Have an Orc Problem Glossary: A2026-09-11
• Orc Problem 1.1: Two Achievements on the Easiest Level2026-09-11
• Orc Problem 3.1: The One2026-09-11
• Orc Problem 4.1: The Elemental Carnage Loadout2026-09-11
• Orc Problem 5.1: Triple Threat and the Rear2026-09-11
• Where to Start: A Reading Order for This Guide2026-09-11
• 5 Beginner Mistakes in Sir, We Have an Orc Problem2026-09-10
• Orc Problem 4.2: Why Chokepoints Beat Frontline Turrets2026-09-10
• Orc Problem 5.2: The Lips, Explained by Three Players2026-09-10
• The Orc Flow Mechanic: Why Killing Early Doesn't Work2026-09-10
• Tesla Coil in Sir, We Have an Orc Problem: Full Breakdown2026-09-10
• Sir, We Have an Orc Problem Achievement Tracker: All 112026-09-07
• All 4 Click Abilities and Their Damage Numbers2026-09-01
• All 11 Achievements With Steam Unlock Rates2026-09-01
• Orc Problem 3.2: Why Difficulty Suddenly Spikes2026-09-01
• Orc Problem 6.1: The Four2026-09-01
• Orc Problem Supporter Pack: What the $2.99 DLC Contains2026-09-01
• Orc Problem Update History: Every Patch Since Launch2026-09-01
• Orc Problem 6.2: The Damageless Run Explained2026-08-12
• Orc Problem Mobile: Is There an Android Version?2026-08-12
• System Requirements and Steam Deck Compatibility2026-08-12
• The No2026-08-11
• Turret Roles: Power, Support and Cleanup Explained2026-08-11